She scared the horny away; all is well. ❝Ooh, yeah. Especially ones on your ankle that hurt whenever you move your foot.❞ Another smile. She didn’t know what else to talk about with the kid.
●●●☁; Mission accomplished. “Those are the worst ouchies. And bruises. Bruises are the biggest ouchies.” Maybe they could talk about something not involving pain, perhaps?
❝Especially when they’re over a place with hair,❞ she complained. The corner of her lip twitched. She was talking to a kid about band-aids. How cute.
●●●☁; “Those are the worst! And then booboos you can’t bandaid are bad too.” A shudder thinking about such awful things – this is why one can never be horny without innocent dream eaters being confused.
❝No, they really aren’t.❞ When she was little, her dad would kiss them better. He hadn’t done that in a long while, but she wasn’t going to think about why.
●●●☁; “Then bandaids happen and those aren’t fun to pull off.” She’s lucky; Carmie’s unsure she even had parents. Who knows how dream eaters come into existence.
Ugh, she’s not so good with kids. It’s an effort to keep from cussing and being a bad influence. Cuss words make up nearly the whole of her vocabulary? How is she going to keep from using them? Kou swallowed, trying for a smile. ❝Have you ever gotten a booboo?❞
●●●☁; Need the correction be made again? Carmie has no issue with cussing so long as it’s put to a limit, otherwise she may bop your forehead for foul language. A warning to you, stranger. “Loads of them. Booboos aren’t fun.”
Children know just how to kill the horny. Thank you, children. Thank you, children. Try to shake off the awkward, Kou. Ignore the almost being caught. ❝Thanks for the warning.❞ That’s how you’re nice to kids, right?
\●●●☁; Correction. Elderly non-human women in the form of sixteen year old girls with mentalities of five year old children know just how to kill the horny. “No problem. Booboos hurt.” So far the being nice to kids is working, Gou. Keep it up!
She is not in the business of corrupting children please don’t. She will not be the reason twelve-year-olds call each other whores oh god. She didn’t say that. She so did not say that.
●●●☁; Oh honey, she’s a hundred years older than twelve, give or take a couple extra. She just acts like a big baby – you’ll have to excuse her severe levels of immaturity. “Don’t touch horns. They cause booboos.”
Horny and starved for attention. Just another day in the life of Matsuoka Kou.
●●●☁; Did someone say horny? Horns are sharp. Don’t hurt yourself with horns because those will result in Carmie’s booboo kisses. And of course booboos.
